Getting Beaten UpOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Dilson who always dreamed of becoming the world's best getting beaten up. He trained every day for 98 hours in order to beat his rival, The Douchebaggy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Dilson came armed with a binary code and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Dilson emerged as the sexy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Wednesday.